Armando GonzalesAug 27, 20242 min readHell Boy Gets High at The Stoners OpenIn the world of the 12, few names are as feared/mocked as Hell Boy. Known for his amiable demeanor, Hell Boy has achieved more than his...
Armando GonzalesAug 5, 20242 min readThe PGA Championship at OGA Golf Course: Magic Mike's Unlikely TriumphIn a turn of events so improbable it could make Hollywood weep, Magic Mike—yes, that’s right, Magic Mike—took home the trophy at the PGA...
Armando GonzalesJun 20, 20245 min readThe Tale of the Two Dueling Brothers: An Americana Showdown on the GreenHello 12's! Gather 'round and lend an ear to a tale of rivalry, pride, and a verdant battlefield marked by brotherly competition. This...
Armando GonzalesMay 29, 20243 min readThe Ridgefield Open Recap and ResultsWe all have that guy in our lives who does just enough to get by. Whether at work, or in our personal lives. He's not fit, not fat. Not...
Armando GonzalesMay 16, 20242 min readTipsy-Maid Writes a RecapI told myself: Go to the Masters dinner and act like true champion this year. Reminisce about those crucial shots in 2021 that made it...
Armando GonzalesMay 15, 20244 min readThe 2024 MastersOnce upon a time, in the bustling streets of Mexico, there lived a young boy named Precious. From a tender age, he was enchanted by the...
Armando GonzalesApr 25, 20243 min readThe Duffer's Open RecapSunday, April 21st, 2024—a date which will live in infamy—Three Rivers Golf Course of Kelso was suddenly and deliberately attacked by...
Armando GonzalesApr 24, 20243 min readMeet the Fockers - PreciousOnly one can manage the fellowship of The 12. In a world where nobody can be ruled, there is one lucky enough to try. Our Precious came...
Armando GonzalesApr 12, 20244 min readThe 2024 Rust & Dust Classic ResultsThere is a book titled "Eat that Frog!" written by none other than Brian Tracy. The book lays out 21 great ways to stop procrastinating...
Armando GonzalesApr 12, 20241 min read2024 DEGEN POY POINTS RACEPOST SLUMMIN' POY POINTS RACE POY TOTAL HEADCASE 619.00 HELL BOY 557.90 CONMAN 476.31 ROEDOG 470.00 CHAMBERMAID 464.99 MAGIC 419.17 EL...
Armando GonzalesApr 12, 20241 min read2024 HANDICAPSPost SLUMMIN' DEGENERATE HANDICAP CHANGE Reno911 7.8 0.0 GOLDEN ROD 8.5 0.0 SPANKY 8.9 0.5 EASY 9.0 0.0 RAILING YOUR MOM 9.6 -0.7 THE PRO...
Armando GonzalesMar 21, 20242 min readMeet the Fockers - SpankyTo tell the story of Anthony "Spanky" Fallin, you must first tell the story of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome (FAS, as it'sknown in the medical...
Armando GonzalesMar 20, 20242 min readMeet the Fockers - ChambermaidIn the quiet confines of his home, away from the prying eyes of the league, Chambermaid harbored a secret more insidious than his...
Armando GonzalesMar 6, 20242 min readMeet the Fockers - HeadcaseMeet Adam "Headcase," Baker, a borderline schizophrenic, autistic, maniacal genius. A golfing maestro with a mind that zips around like a...
Armando GonzalesMar 5, 20242 min readMeet the Fockers - HellboyIn the desolate landscapes of golf courses, Christopher "Hellboy" Roberts, a scrawny, ginger spawn of Satan, wandered alone, his pale...
Armando GonzalesMar 3, 20242 min readMeet the Fockers - Golden RodIn the quaint town of Bend, Oregon, Golden Rod sought solace from his turbulent past. Once a skilled male masseuse, he battled an...
Armando GonzalesMar 3, 20242 min read"Dozer's Farewell: A Swing and a MissGentlemen, perverts, and fellow 12s. Today, we gather to bid a fond (and somewhat perplexed) farewell to the one and only Christopher...
Armando GonzalesMar 1, 20242 min readMeet the Fockers - ConmanIn the quaint town of Camas, the Shira family seemed to have it all—wealth, success, and two sons, Caleb and Connor "Conman" Shira....
Armando GonzalesFeb 29, 20242 min readMeet the Fockers - EasyIn the vibrant streets of Compton during the early '90s, a young aspiring gangster rapper named Eric "Easy" Shira found himself in an...
Armando GonzalesFeb 28, 20242 min readMeet the Fockers - Magic MikeThere is a legend of a man named "Magic Mike" Fitzgerald. Once, a world renowned exotic dancer known for his moves, wild lifestyle, and...
